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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Someone made a nice compilation of all my work being undone

Nicely done, Entertainment Weekly! Only a few instances of total destruction are missing from this collection of the world's tendency to undo my constant reconstruction in a matter of minutes.

Well, we all gotta make a living somehow, and unfortunately, mine's picking up the pieces after another jolly space monster romps through the best city in the world.

So what's the deal? Let's get down to brass tacks here. Why the heck does everyone want to point a giant wave at Times Square (other than the ubiquitous annoying tourists)? Why float all your angry aliens over the happy Apple? There's some kind of psychology going on, and as happy as my restoration company is to have lots of business, we're all a little tired of restoring buildings - especially the same buildings - over and over.

Let's send in the celebrity psychologists. We need answers.


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Monday, February 8, 2010

Aragorn is blowing up my shizzle

Why is the Lord of The Rings blowing up all my awesome work? Well, he wants to make a disheartening, apocalyptic snorefest out of the entire United States. Then he wants to pander for some Oscar-talk, but that won't happen.

And it looks like he's done a good job of blowing up the world. Ah well, back to work, then. Manhattan must be restored!

Oh, and he wants Omar from The Wire to be a cannibal! What's the deal with that, Aragorn?

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