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Friday, February 27, 2009

Snake Plissken - the near future's next best building restorer

Sure, he turns most of New York into a crumbling wasteland, but when some jerk transforms my city into a giant prison? I'd say a crumbling wasteland is an improvement. It's a blank slate! A piece of paper is not the absence of something, but the open vessel upon which limitless potential is waiting to be unlocked. Mr. Plissken gets that. He'll be shipped off to Los Angeles before he gets a chance to truly restore New York to its original glory (as I'm sure he would, being a professional building restoration expert like myself), but who knows? Maybe he'll get a chance to come back and make another sequel. Kurt Russel isn't exactly raking in the jobs right now.

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