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Monday, July 13, 2009

Building restorations can't be done without a bridge

I'm gonna have to beg you bridge restoration experts to help us building restoration experts with the Brooklyn Bridge after some B-movie called "Aftershock" (released straight to video) ruined the bridge, making it impossible to get back to Manhattan. I've got to get downtown to fix up some water damage, thanks to "Deep Impact."

Frodo Baggins will lead us into the future as the new president of the US. I think that's how the plot goes.

- #1 building restorer

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