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Monday, February 8, 2010

Aragorn is blowing up my shizzle

Why is the Lord of The Rings blowing up all my awesome work? Well, he wants to make a disheartening, apocalyptic snorefest out of the entire United States. Then he wants to pander for some Oscar-talk, but that won't happen.

And it looks like he's done a good job of blowing up the world. Ah well, back to work, then. Manhattan must be restored!

Oh, and he wants Omar from The Wire to be a cannibal! What's the deal with that, Aragorn?

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