Someone tell that damn gorilla to get off; I'm trying to restore a building over here

Here I am, almost finished with restoring the Empire State Building, when this stupid monkey climbs up and starts knocking out windows & breaking buttresses, all while holding this poor blonde lady. Talk about annoying!

Funny thing is, the porter told me the exact same thing happened like fifty years ago to another building restoration expert! Guy was repairing some bird damage when another giant ape climbed the building with another blonde dame. Poor thing ended up shot to pieces. I guess that's what you get when you keep a man from finishing his building restoration.



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More building restoration, thanks to the aliens from Independence Day

Yep. Thanks a lot, aliens. Really appreciate that assist on the whole blowing up the empire state building. Great job. Now we've got to restore the entire building to its original luster so it can be blown up next week by... super villains? Who knows.

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The Cloverfield monster building restoration

All over new york, people are restoring buildings. Why? Because New York keeps getting attacked by monsters.



The restoration process is an expensive one. When that weird looking monster from Cloverfield came through and blew the hell out of downtown, we all pledged we'd rebuild. But think of the billions of dollars that stupid thing did just with its tail!

On one hand, it's nice to see everyone working together to rebuild our buildings. I mean, building restoration is now one of the most profitable industries to work in! On the other hand, it's annoying because you know it's just a few months before some other monster comes blowing through town, and then it's back to restoring buildings all day.

Sigh.

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Building restorations can be threatened by aliens, monsters, and weather

But marshmallows, too? C'mon.

How could marshmallows hate building restoration? It doesn't make sense, but there it is. I never knew marshmallows had so much hate in them.

Hatred of building restorations is one of the most common and destructive delusions for marshmallows, and it afflicts marshmallows' mind almost every day. To solve the problem of hatred of building restorations we first need to recognize hatred of building restorations within marshmallows' minds, acknowledge how it harms both marshmallows and SMOREs, and appreciate the benefits of building restoration. We then need to apply practical methods in marshamallows' daily life to reduce our hatred of building restorations and finally to prevent it from arising at all.



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At least I'm not in LA, restoring buildings

That looks like a heck of a project.

But no job's too big for the professionals who restore buildings for a living. Consummate professionals, we are.

It looks like it's gonna be a busy week.



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The future doesn't have building restorers

Damn dirty apes.



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Building restorations can't be done without a bridge

I'm gonna have to beg you bridge restoration experts to help us building restoration experts with the Brooklyn Bridge after some B-movie called "Aftershock" (released straight to video) ruined the bridge, making it impossible to get back to Manhattan. I've got to get downtown to fix up some water damage, thanks to "Deep Impact."

Frodo Baggins will lead us into the future as the new president of the US. I think that's how the plot goes.

Thanks,
- #1 building restorer



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