Someone made a nice compilation of all my work being undone

Nicely done, Entertainment Weekly! Only a few instances of total destruction are missing from this collection of the world's tendency to undo my constant reconstruction in a matter of minutes.

Well, we all gotta make a living somehow, and unfortunately, mine's picking up the pieces after another jolly space monster romps through the best city in the world.

So what's the deal? Let's get down to brass tacks here. Why the heck does everyone want to point a giant wave at Times Square (other than the ubiquitous annoying tourists)? Why float all your angry aliens over the happy Apple? There's some kind of psychology going on, and as happy as my restoration company is to have lots of business, we're all a little tired of restoring buildings - especially the same buildings - over and over.

Let's send in the celebrity psychologists. We need answers.



DR LEO MARVIN!!!

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Aliens, again.

You can't see it, but this is Tom Cruise reacting to the erasure of all my building restoration work on downtown NYC. By? Aliens. Again. So boring.

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More building restoration, thanks to the aliens from Independence Day

Yep. Thanks a lot, aliens. Really appreciate that assist on the whole blowing up the empire state building. Great job. Now we've got to restore the entire building to its original luster so it can be blown up next week by... super villains? Who knows.

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Building restorations can be threatened by aliens, monsters, and weather

But marshmallows, too? C'mon.

How could marshmallows hate building restoration? It doesn't make sense, but there it is. I never knew marshmallows had so much hate in them.

Hatred of building restorations is one of the most common and destructive delusions for marshmallows, and it afflicts marshmallows' mind almost every day. To solve the problem of hatred of building restorations we first need to recognize hatred of building restorations within marshmallows' minds, acknowledge how it harms both marshmallows and SMOREs, and appreciate the benefits of building restoration. We then need to apply practical methods in marshamallows' daily life to reduce our hatred of building restorations and finally to prevent it from arising at all.



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