Building restorations can be threatened by aliens, monsters, and weather

But marshmallows, too? C'mon.

How could marshmallows hate building restoration? It doesn't make sense, but there it is. I never knew marshmallows had so much hate in them.

Hatred of building restorations is one of the most common and destructive delusions for marshmallows, and it afflicts marshmallows' mind almost every day. To solve the problem of hatred of building restorations we first need to recognize hatred of building restorations within marshmallows' minds, acknowledge how it harms both marshmallows and SMOREs, and appreciate the benefits of building restoration. We then need to apply practical methods in marshamallows' daily life to reduce our hatred of building restorations and finally to prevent it from arising at all.



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At least I'm not in LA, restoring buildings

That looks like a heck of a project.

But no job's too big for the professionals who restore buildings for a living. Consummate professionals, we are.

It looks like it's gonna be a busy week.



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The future doesn't have building restorers

Damn dirty apes.



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Building restorations can't be done without a bridge

I'm gonna have to beg you bridge restoration experts to help us building restoration experts with the Brooklyn Bridge after some B-movie called "Aftershock" (released straight to video) ruined the bridge, making it impossible to get back to Manhattan. I've got to get downtown to fix up some water damage, thanks to "Deep Impact."

Frodo Baggins will lead us into the future as the new president of the US. I think that's how the plot goes.

Thanks,
- #1 building restorer



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David Bowie's daughter is a building restoration expert!

You'd think that the daughter of a famous musician would be a musician, or at least a layabout. Instead? She's a restoration expert! Who would've guessed? She took over the New York Christmas Tree Factory restoration project after Godzilla trashed 60% of Queens.

It's good to know that no matter your background, no matter the money you came from or who your daddy is, no matter if you guest-starred in Disney's "The Labyrinth" as the baby with the power (what power?!?), you can still be anything you want - even a building restoration expert!

What a great day for buildings.

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Batman doesn't protect Gotham City building restoration experts very well

Work a little harder, big guy.

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Sex and the City destroys NYC, my building restoration

Ok, I cheated a little here, but the very existence of these people makes me hate life. Even, sometimes, makes me hate... building restoration. I didn't think that could ever happen, but here we are. I pray someday someone will have the sense to make these aberrations disappear permanently, but until that day, I'll keep a salt lick in the back of my building restoration van. Just in case.

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